Queers Against Obama: Lou Dobbs Can Eat My Taco

I'll keep this brief.

CNN's Lou Dobbs wouldn't recognize a fact if it was wrapped up in a tortilla with a side of frijoles negros and served up to him by his token Mexican wife. His show on CNN is little more than a circus freakshow where we get to watch some demented old Republican (er, I mean "independent") white fucker smear the walls of his cage with his own feces while happily chewing his racist cud. It must be some pretty delicious cud too, because the hijo de puta has been regurgitating it and re-masticating it for years now. YEARS!

C'mon, Lou, I know you aren't that bright, but I'm sure you can find at least one other dead horse to beat every now and then. Didn't you go to Harvard?

His "reporting" on Mexican immigrants rarely cites a single fact from a reliable source. Unless of course, like Lou, you consider well-known white supremacist hate groups lik e the Co uncil of Conservative Citizens (who describe blacks as a "retrograde species of humanity"), American Patrol, et al., to be "reliable sources". He's also prone to exaggeration....actually, no, the gringo is a straight up mentiroso de mierda, and he knows it.

If you believed a tenth of the racist flatulence that comes out of that hole in his head he calls a mouth, you'd think that Mexicans are just chomping at the bit to risk their lives (or possibly getting raped, enslaved, deprived of food and water, kidnapped, held hostage, etc) crossing the border so they can come to the US, steal your jobs, spread leprosy, molest your daughters, deliver intelligence to Al Quaeda, traffic narcotics at preschools....and yes, that mentiroso de mierda has actually made each of those claims.

I recently attended a lecture given by a professor from one of those really snooty Ivy League universities who happens to be the authority on Mexican immigration to the US (and he is recognized as such by his peers and....well, anyone else who has ever bothered to pick up a book on the subject that wasn't penned by the marmot who serves as Dobbs' ghostwriter). I won't name this professor because he revealed this information to me in a private conversation, but he said that he has repeatedly turned down invitations to discuss his books on Dobb's "show". He stated that he has caught Dobbs distorting countless facts about Mexican immigration and Mexican immigrants, and he didn't want to provide Dobbs with even more facts to distort.

Think about that for a second. This guy could have collected serious royalties from the increased book sales that would have resulted if he'd simply agreed to sit in a chair for 10 minutes while senile Lou delivered his standard televised cud-chewing and feces-smearing routine. But he refused. In this economy, no less. I think that speaks volumes about senile Lou's credibility.

If you need a little comic relief, I recently came across the following hilarious clip over at Ask A Chola. It had me practically pissing myself:

For accurate information on Mexican immigration from scholars who have spent their entire careers studying this issue, I recommend the following book. Click the picture for more information:

Ok, I am sleepy. I was going to write a post about Obama since that's the theme of this blog and all, but I turned on the TV and saw Lou Dobbs and got all worked up into a lather. I guess I should include something that is anti-Obama for the sake of consistency, so here ya go...enjoy!