Obama Ends Iraq War!

It looks like I am going to have to put that plate of crow into the microwave and prepare to chow down.  You know (yes, you! Both of you who read this blog), the crow I said I would eat when I started this blog?

I was wrong about Obama.

I just went over to the homepage of CNN--you know, that hornets' nest of far left media radicals--and discovered that apparently Obama has not only ended the war in Iraq, but he's also pulled out of Afghanistan. Either that, or all of the bombs he's dropping on Afghanistan don't actually kill people anymore. They just tickle.

When did Obama end the occupation of Iraq and the ongoing slaughtering in Afghanistan? I mean, I know I don't get out much, but I think I would have at least heard about such monumental developments.

Obama must have come through on his "pledge" to end the war in Iraq, and maybe he pulled out of Afghanistan after he started having nightmares about all the people he was killing for no reason.

The wars are over, right?

We live in a free country with a free press, so I refuse to believe that 'Murka is still involved in two wars costing tens of billions of dollars a month and-- nearly as important--countless lives, because at 8:25:pm, this is what was on CNN's homepage:

 
They wouldn't waterboard us with coverage of the Emmys without once mentioning either war unless....unless.... the Pope of Hope, the Pimp of Peace, the candidate formerly known as Change, the Dali Obama... succeeded in ending the war!!!

 I was clearly wrong to verbally eviscerate all of you Obamanics for believing that a vote for Obama was a vote for world peace and universal healthcare. I am not sure how I didn't notice that the Iraq war had ended and that the US had pulled out of Afghanistan--two of the most important events in recent history--but the Age of Aquarius apparently dawned while I was jerking off or something!

Otherwise our free press would be reporting on all of the deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan (ok, the American deaths, lol)!

Right?


Right?

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